Tying Your Shoes

{and other things you can't do at 8 months pregnant}


1. Put pants on the normal way..


2. Bend over to pick something up.


3. Eat spicy food.


4. Walk without resembling a duck.


5. Sit, lay down, stand comfortably for more than a minute.


6. Squeeze through tight spots.


7. Remember what you did yesterday(or an hour ago for that matter..)


But hey at least..


1. The weather is nice right now so I can wear flip flops.


2. Strangers are especially nice to me.


3. I have a "table" I can set my bowl of cereal on.


4. June 10 is less than a month away!